Wow, this is going to be a long keynote. We’re at 54 minutes, and we’ve only seen two of the five announcements we predicted. #yg #ygmd

Proof markets don’t get AAPL: AAPL stock has lost most of its gains for the day, despite launching high-end laptop with no competition. #yg

People will buy the most expensive model because there literally is no directly competing product. #yg #ygmd

Predicting ironic outcome: The most expensive next-gen MB Pros will rapidly become the best selling computers Apple makes. #yg #ygmd

RT @cultofmac: RT @MichaelSteeber: SCREW COLLEGE COME HERE MACBOOK PRO

3/4 Terabyte of SSD memory. Custom SSD sizes are something you can do when you buy factories for your supply chain. #yg #ygmd.

Extremely cool: Next-gen MacBook Pro uses asymmetric batteries. Not possible with removable batteries like other PC makers. #yg #ygmd

This comment summarizes developer reactions: Chris: Holy crap, Apple. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY. ALL THE MONEY, EVER. http://t.co/Tp5TubHc

Apple’s the only company I know who can get developers cheering about the launch of a new laptop. 5M pixels is worth cheering tho. #yg #ygmd

That sound you heard is all the Ultrabook manufacturers cursing Tim Cook for upping the specs and lowering the MacBook Air price. #yg #ygmd