I’d Love Disappointments like Apple’s iPad Sales Figures (as would any other tablet manufacturer). thenextweb.com/apple/2015/04/…

Time for those “law of large numbers will tank $AAPL” analysts to consider what 33% growth means for their forecasts. Hint: they are wrong.

IPhone sales rate of 0.66M per day. I threw in some division there just to show off.

$AAPL’s capital return program (dividends and repurchases combined) updated to $200 billion by 3/17. Cash hoard will still grow tho.

$AAPL cash and securities at $193 billion. I’d like to thank MIT for my remarkable ability to add three numbers together.

If 5% improvement means “blowing away” something else, we’re going to have trouble describing Apple earnings later today.

Nice big data use case: Apple now using Hadoop component Apache Mesos scheduler to process Siri queries. cultm.ac/1b6Cxqa

“Amateur Radio in Play in Aftermath of Nepal Earthquake” when comm infrastructure is lost, hams get messages through arrl.org/news/view/amat…

Assuming business continues on its current track, $AAPL seems poised to capture more than $200 billion in annual revenue this fiscal year.

I love my new Watch; it makes my iPhone 6 screen look huge again.