Kudos to Bernie Sander for standing up for the little guy and not being cowed by the establishment. Bravo. huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/28/ber…

One of my favorite things about the Apple Watch so far: there is no support for advertising of any kind—yet.

Despite its mammoth size, all $AAPL’s products fit on a table top. And the size of the table has been getting smaller with time, not bigger.

I’d Love Disappointments like Apple’s iPad Sales Figures (as would any other tablet manufacturer). thenextweb.com/apple/2015/04/…

Time for those “law of large numbers will tank $AAPL” analysts to consider what 33% growth means for their forecasts. Hint: they are wrong.

IPhone sales rate of 0.66M per day. I threw in some division there just to show off.

$AAPL’s capital return program (dividends and repurchases combined) updated to $200 billion by 3/17. Cash hoard will still grow tho.

$AAPL cash and securities at $193 billion. I’d like to thank MIT for my remarkable ability to add three numbers together.

If 5% improvement means “blowing away” something else, we’re going to have trouble describing Apple earnings later today.

Nice big data use case: Apple now using Hadoop component Apache Mesos scheduler to process Siri queries. cultm.ac/1b6Cxqa