AAPL will make far more profit this week than AMZN made last quarter. AMZN’s “huge beat” and AAPL’s “big miss” are both absurd hyperbole.

Calorie labels are awesome: They tell me that when I choose a glazed donut over a low-fat muffin, I’m making a healthy, low-calorie choice.

FB stock price absurdity: If AAPL had the same P/E as FB, its share price would be $831, and market cap would be $4.6 trillion.

I think we can now retire the trope of “Apple always lowballs its earnings guidance”.

I made a good call on working from home today: the commuter rail train I normally take broke down on its way to Boston.

Almost a full week now back in the States. Yesterday, I actually remembered to say “Thank you” instead of “Merci” to my waiter at lunch.

Tech CEO: “Apple is no longer innovating”

Actual meaning:
“Apple hasn’t popularized anything for us to exploit lately.”

Dan Grover says bots aren’t the answer. I agree so you bots can just leave me alone now. dangrover.com/blog/2016/04/2…

Any person who has worked in tech for the last few decades will read @realdanlyons Disrupted and say, “Oh so it wasn’t just me!”