Tesla story reminds me of 2007 Steve Ballmer: “There’s no chance iPhone is going to get significant market share.” marketwatch.com/story/elon-mus…

I am appalled by the state of reporting today: Elon Musk has promised people Mars, not the Moon. marketwatch.com/story/tesla-sh…

All the pseudo-news stories about AAPL make me scream at my computer, but I calm down when I remember that I’m not a mobile analyst any more

My family has given me a new nickname: because I make so many bad puns, I am now the Thane of Groans.