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Our tree is up! It may be late in the season, but…
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Our tree is up! It may be late in the season, but it is our most remarkable ever.
Buffy says Christmas has totally worn her out. htt…
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Buffy says Christmas has totally worn her out. http://t.co/WokJ7nMhln

Waffles now is getting into the act. http://t.co/U…
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Waffles now is getting into the act. http://t.co/UzP4cJbQLR

Buffy always looks forward to the arrival of the l…
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Buffy always looks forward to the arrival of the ladder at Christmas. http://t.co/FvoTNpTPrg

We successfully extracted David com the CIA today….
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We successfully extracted David com the CIA today. Surprisingly, the Culinary Institute didn’t even put up much of a fight.
Did you know that the most commonly used word in S…
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Did you know that the most commonly used word in Shakespeare’s complete works is “day?” I didn’t either until WordCount told me so. #Hadoop
I have to say, I love the new FedEx laser-printabl…
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I have to say, I love the new FedEx laser-printable self-stick shipping labels. They make creating a shipment so much simpler.
I have finally written my first successful Hadoop…
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I have finally written my first successful Hadoop 2.0 map reduce job.
Light dawns over marble head: my Hadoop jobs haven…
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Light dawns over marble head: my Hadoop jobs haven’t been working because I didn’t properly grok Java package and class naming. Now I do.