Driving Lightning

Ironic to read headlines like “Stocks at Session Highs as Crude Hits 2016 Best Level” Pre-2016, best would have meant lowest, not highest.

Tesla knows how to build loyal customers: it is upgrading orders already in the model S queue to the new S design at no charge.

Tesla has updated the design of the model S to more closely align with the model X and 3 design language. Love it. teslamotors.com/models

Nice to see strong demand for 4-inch iPhones in 2016. Pocketability matter. twitter.com/cultofmac/stat…

For those fawning over Microsoft’s and Facebook’s conversational bots, I have 6 cautionary words: “Hi, I’m Rachel from cardmember services!”

Finished printing and signing the 4 full tax returns, 3 checks, and 2 amended returns that we need to file this year. Victory is mine!

Six tax returns printed and ready for filing. I think I’m entitled to a purple heart just for the paper cuts inflicted.

Hmm… I wonder if Model 3 demand and Elon Musk’s “don’t bet against us” comments might have created a short squeeze in TSLA stock.

Driveway is clear of snow, but I’m now too late (0645) to get a train parking space. Don’t let anyone tell you public transit has no demand.

18F degrees this morning. You realize that this is April, right?